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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Spuds on the Warpath

In recent years, the closest thing the team has had to an offensive line is "Hail to the Redskins." Now the guilt riddled left is hell-bent on taking that away. The least disruptive and most cost effective solution for the Skins, would be to replace the formidable proud American Indian profile with the humble redskin potato. That should shut the libs up until they realize that potatoes are members of the tobacco family. –Dale  

12 comments:

LL said...

I like the idea of swapping out the indian's face for a potato with withered leaves.

GREAT IDEA.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The "Offensive Line" comment was the best.

Dale said...

Thanks LL and Odie. When the leaves are withered, it's time to get the taters out of the ground, which is where RGIII so often finds himself because of that front line. Go Skins.

Phil said...

The local news here in Kansas City (Home of the Hapless
"Chiefs" who I guess will have to change their name as well!) had someone Tweet in that he agreed that the Washington Redskins was demeaning and offensive. They should change the name to the Virginia Redskins to avoid future embarrassment.

Dale said...

Hi Phil,

My Dad was from KC and a lifelong disappointed Chiefs fan. Remembering the real football of the first Joe Gibbs era Redskins is the only solace we have here, kind of like having to remember Reagan to keep our American dream alive. Virginia Redskins, great observation.

Grey Bear said...

Give them what they desire. Change it to the 'Foreskins' in honor of all the pric*^ in Congress that are using this diversion to cover the empty suit in the oval office.

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marylou schmidt said...

the redskin name is offensive and racist. i wonder how long the name blackskin or whiteskin or yellowskin would last. not very long because those words are offensive as well. so why is the word redskin still being used?

Anonymous said...

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I READ THIS TEXT TELLING ABSOLUTE TRUTHS.

I KNOW EVERYTHING BOUT ... "THE DIRTY PART OF THE WORLD OF FINANCE AND BANKING".. SO... I NOW FEEL A DEEP DEEP PASSION TO LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW BOUT IT.

EXTREME BASTARD CRIMINAL DANIEL 'DANNY' HEGGLIN 4TH DIMENSION HONG KONG SHOULD NOT TERRORIZE GOOGLE! AS NAZIMAFIOSO LIKE HIM, MAX MOSLEY, WANTS TO DO TOO! HE'S REALLY A SEXUALLY PERVERT! HE'S REALLY A NAZITERRORIST PRINCIPAL OF MURDERS & BRIBED WORM!

Hi. I'm an ex colleague of the extremely bastard criminal Daniel "Danny" Hegglin ex Morgan Stanley and today i really would like "to empty the bag". My name is Massimo, i'm not english native, so, i'm not mother language as you will well see. But i'll write in my best possible english ( in more or less just an hour i have at disposal, to do it). I worked for many years in London, with the killing Hooligans of worldwide stock exchanges of Morgan Stanley (http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/122335.Fiasco). Elbow to elbow with this absolute Jack the Ripper of international finance who is this really stinky shameless criminal Daniel "Danny" Hegglin, now working by an immense Mafia Money Launderer Box called 4th dimension in Hong Kong http://hk.linkedin.com/pub/danny-hegglin/61/277/931 ( this very lousy crook of Daniel "Danny" Hegglin changes his name on the net from Dan to Danny to Daniel, continuously: typical of those who have lot of criminal things to hide, typical move of stinky delinquent, typical move of "dark gray"collars, i wd say, more than white ones)! I saw with my eyes, i repeat, i saw with my eyes, this bastard mega corrupted, better to say, corru-p-ig and also corru-piig, Daniel Hegglin, getting 100.000, 200.000, 300.000 pounds, cash, put in handbgas. Inside various pubs close to Morgan Stanley offices in Canary Wharf. Cause of immense insider dealings and sometimes even insider tradings he passed to colossal Cosa Nostra's money launderers like Ennio Doris and Massimo Doris from Banca 'Mafiolanum, Camorranum, Ndrangolanum, Nazistanum, Mediolanum' ( not for nothing, bank, "in fact", totally owned by disgusting pedophile and nazimalavitoso dictator Silvio Berlusconi.. and so... bank controlled by Cosa Nostra; Silvio Berlusconi, Marina Berlusconi and Mafia are same assassin shit since the 60's; since much more than half century; since verminous criminal Berlusconi's father, Luigi Berlusconi, used to wash oceans of killing Cosa Nostra's money in Banca Rasini; 'coincidentally' closed down by American Dea, cause was the bank of the most murderous gangs of half world, and not just sicilian world http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banca_Rasini). Same cash and for same reasons, he used to get from another bastard super delinquent, close to lot of Mafia and NaziRacist international organizations: Paolo Barrai. Having an extremely fascist, mafia money laundering ( via Finter Bank Lugano, via Panama, via Dubai, via Marbella, via bitcoins) and inciting murdering violence blog called Mercato 'Merdato' Libero (very criminal excrement Paolo Barrai having already been condemned to big fines or jail, many times; by Consob; by Court in Milan; maybe, also by Court in Biella; and incredibly by Court in Porto Seguro, Brazil; where they want him now for many years in prison.. for this reason, Hitlerian "jailbird" Paolo Barrai sometimes write of Brazil.. but never put a feet in Brazil anymore). Same cash and for same reasons, he used to get from another well known corruptor, stinking Al Capone of Italian Bourse: Attilio Ventura, not for nothing, now in 'Mafiaset Hitlerset Mediaset' board http://www.mediaset.it/investor/governance/organi/scheda_9_it.shtml

Anonymous said...

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And used to get other very criminal money from Francesco Perilli now heading Equita Sim Milan. And from 100s and 100s of other brokers all over Europe. Basically, if "Mussolinian Hooligans" from Morgan Stanley (like another verminous shameless criminal: Michael Chinnick, now washing lot of mega mafia cash by Mandarin Capital; again, "wow, what a coincidence", Hong Kong: https://www.mdncapital.com/about-us) had to buy, for example, lot of Fiat, in Milan, "Jack the Ripper" Daniel Hegglin used to call "with his private mobile phone another private mobile phone" ( to circumvent the recording of calls, obviously). Belonging to one of noisome maggots above mentioned. And used to say 'Ehy you my big Mafia Banker Ennio Doris.... you know, when you come next week to London.. can you take me that Armani's tie i love so much with code n3124? Thank you'? Obviously, the translation of this sort of "full of swastika" secret language given in the pub was 'n' = buy, '3124' = Fiat ( "Jack the ripper', extremely rotten malavitoso Daniel Hegglin used to give to all his corrupting worms a list with all the european stocks, with close to any of them, a number: 3124, obviously was for Fiat). Choleric escrement Ennio Doris used to answer on the phone "yes Danny, certainly, thank you, actually, thank you". Then started to buy 1.000.000 Fiat for himself ( from his swiss bank account, in very criminal Arner Bank Lugano, "obviously", again: pls google "vado riciclo e torno" that means "i go, i wash lot of killing mafia cash and i'll be back", bout mega mafia money launderings done by Ennio Doris and Massimo Doris from Banca Mediolanum http://espresso.repubblica.it/palazzo/2008/05/15/news/vado-riciclo-e-torno-1.8408). Then, "Hooligan"of Finance ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Partnoy) Morgan Stanley, used to arrive via "Jack the Ripper" Daniel Hegglin to buy 15.000.000s of Fiat in just one day. And immense gains to be shared 50 50 were made! Is also a bastard racist, part of many worldwide Ku Kluk Klan, bastard nazist Daniel Hegglin.

Anonymous said...

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Is also an extremely pervert satanist. He said many times, to me and many people "there is nothing wrong on fucking a boy or a girl who is 12 years old, i do it, i do it, i do it and even often... on the other hand... in the second or third world it happens every day... young female children.. there .. get pregnant at 12.. so i fuck lot of boys and girls, while they are 12... here in London.. or in my native Switzerland.. i pay and i do it". As mentioned, is also a repulsive nazifascist ( he organized the Edward Snowden's hideout in Hong Kong, where he now launders immensely killing Triade Cash out of a very delinquent Box called "4th dimension" http://hk.linkedin.com/pub/danny-hegglin/61/277/931; and used to organize lot and lot of international murders made via various extreme right worldwide public and private intelligence agencies.. google 'daniel hegglin wikileaks' bout it, pls: http://search.wikileaks.org/gifiles/?viewemailid=3541810). In his houses there were hundreds of gadgets, books, videos full of love for Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Augusto Pinochet, Francisco Franco, Alfredo Stroessner. But also very full of passion and love toward many nazifascist mega killing terrorists like The Skinhead International, Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging, Alan Berg, Combat 18, Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari, Order of Flemish Militants, Ordine Nuovo, White Order of Thule. This is the bastard extreme criminal Daniel "Danny Hegglin", not for nothing, fired by Morgan Stanley, fired by TT International, fired by Puricore and many other working places. And if Google wil put the head down to him, will be the end of internet, will begin an era of bastard killing nazism all over the world, "ops, what a coincidence", what very fascist Vladimir Putin, Morgan Stanley, Jp Morgan ( who used to finance who killed 6 millions people: Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini... never forget, please), as well as Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging, Alan Berg, Combat 18, Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari, Order of Flemish Militants, Ordine Nuovo, White Order of Thule exactly want! Massimo. For many years Morgan Stanley London. What i wrote is what i saw and with my own eyes. For many many many years! Nazifascist part of Cia, on order of ModerNazifascist Morgan Stanley will kill me now? Better to die as a martyr, meant as a real man ( not certainly meant as other terrorists, like the islamic ones, mean). Who call things with the exact their name! So that the good may have more chances to win the evil. Better to die as a martyr, meant as a real man, than being falsely alive as a passive, amorphous, scared man made diarrea. Massimo a death man walking, now, BUT A REAL (death) MAN (walking).