Late Night Lackey

NBC slow jams the propaganda. The latest sickening spectacle is seen here in an Obama's-eye view, from the set of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. There wasn't a dry seat in the house. The starry-eyed UNC audience cheered like baby seals ready for the clubbing. Fallon was reminiscent of Dracula's Renfield, luring the kids back to the castle. For a second, I thought I heard "Hail to the Thief" being played by Questlove and his crappy band. No such luck. In the last seconds of the show, Jimmy disclaimed, "We don't take sides politically on our show, but..." Who knows, maybe Fallon will host an hour with Mitt Romney from the campus of BYU, with musical guests Donny and Marie? –Dale

On The Ordering Of Species

Since the days of Darwin, evolutionists have repeatedly had to extend the time necessary for life to have accidentally occurred. Similarly, Marxocrats keep enlarging the amount of money it will take for their lame theory to work. One thing's for sure, it's a dog eat dog world. –Dale

The Keynes Mutiny

Meanwhile back at the White House, President Obama repairs to the Clinton walk-in humidor to take a break from demagoguing the decoy issue of the day. But the paranoid elephant in the room is the stunningly poor economic prowess of "The One." Perhaps one of the few former Presidents Barry hasn't compared himself with will have some insight for him. Hint: Obama is the one on the left, of course. –Dale

The Fair-Share Hare

Easter day is dawning,
in little Algaetown.
The children there are smiling,
'cause it's frowned upon to frown.

Colored eggs and candy,

piled high into a heap.
The children there are hungry,
to discover what they'll keep.

Then the Fair-Share Hare arrives,
late for goodness sake.
The children there are helpless,
to surrender what he'll take.

Happy Easter –Dale